person: how long does it take to get there?
me: 3 songs
if drake and josh has taught me one thing, it’s that orange rhymes with doorhinge
(Source: twistedthemusical, via life-doesterriblethings)
People: You're only a true fan if you were there from the start.
Me: IM SORRY I WAS BUSY BEING A FUCKING FETUS. BEING A "TRUE FAN" WASN'T REALLY MY MAIN CONCERN.
